NATURE CALLS: But Nobody Wants to Say Why ibook

The funniest poop book you'll ever read. And the bestgift for poop joke lovers everywhere!

Nobody knows why poop is funny.

Everybody knows it is.

If you're looking for the ultimate poop book, poop joke book, or hilarious poop gift, you've just found it. Beautifully illustrated and designed to look just as good on your coffee table as it does on the back of your toilet, but let's face it: It's too nice to hide in the bathroom. but too funny to keep anywhere else

For thousands of years, humans have invented clever, ridiculous, and surprisingly creative ways to announce they need to disappear for a few minutes—without admitting where they're actually going. Nature Calls collects more than 300 hilarious poop euphemisms, along with laugh-out-loud essays, Victorian-style illustrations, fake scientific research, bathroom humor, and enough terrible ideas to make you laugh out loud in public.

Inside you'll discover timeless classics, brand-new poop sayings, absurd excuses, fake horoscopes, etiquette guides, certificates, instructional manuals, newspaper clippings, field reports, and beautifully illustrated pages celebrating the one subject every human shares—but almost nobody discusses honestly.

This isn't just another poop joke book. It's a celebration of language, timing, awkward moments, and the extraordinary lengths people will go to avoid saying, "I have to poop."

Whether you call it dropping a deuce, sending a log down the river, dropping a stink pickle, settling a debt with the sewer, testing the foghorn, or making room for dessert, you'll never run out of creative ways to excuse yourself again.

Perfect as a:

• Funny poop gift
• Bathroom humor book
• Toilet humor book
• Bathroom book
• Coffee table book
• White elephant gift
• Stocking stuffer
• Father's Day gift
• Mother's Day gift
• Birthday gift
• Gift for men
• Gift for women
• Gift for anyone with a slightly immature sense of humor

Compiled by the esteemed (and almost certainly fictional) Professor P. Dumpington, Ph.D., Distinguished Professor of Applied Poop Science, this definitive collection contains more than 300 poop euphemisms, clever one-liners, essays, fake research papers, and unforgettable illustrations that prove one thing beyond all scientific doubt:

The perfect funny birthday gift, white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or coffee table book for anyone who still laughs at poop jokes—which, let's face it, is almost everyone.

Nobody knows why poop is funny.

Everybody knows it is.

So go ahead.

Take this book to the bathroom.

We promise not to ask why.