Descrição do livro
The Holy Scripture of Noisy Nights This book is not a guide. This book is a parody. Since humans have existed, there has been snoring. In 200 holy facts, this book dissects snoring with dry humor and painful accuracy: This is not a joke book full of punchlines. The perfect gift book for: Whether as a bathroom book, bedside reading, or late-night entertainment, Important to know: The Bible of Snoring
It will not teach you how to stop snoring.
It will not cure you.
And it definitely will not comfort anyone sharing a bed with you.
A brutally honest, lovingly exaggerated parody of what happens every night when people fall asleep believing everything will be quiet this time.
There have been sudden chainsaw noises in the dark.
Sleepless partners staring at the ceiling.
Careful elbow nudges.
And the sentence heard every morning:
"I didn't snore at all."
why it always starts softly,
why it always gets worse,
why the snorer sleeps best of all,
and why the listener becomes an expert in patience, breathing techniques, and silent despair.
It is satire, observation, and recognition.
For laughing.
For nodding.
For silently agreeing at 3 a.m.
- partners of snorers
- snorers in denial
- couples who "sleep just fine"
- Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays
- Secret Santa, housewarmings, office gifts
- anyone who has ever thought about sleeping on the couch
this book works everywhere humor is allowed - and sleep is optional.
Satire & parody - not a medical book
Adult humor - not for children
No sleep advice
No moral lessons
Just an uncomfortable amount of truth
A book for everyone who knows
that silence is fragile -
and night remembers everything.
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